WORLD -- Impressionable Gen Z’ers everywhere became instant fans of the “newly discovered” artist, Elton John, after hearing his Cold Heart collab with Dua Lipa all over their only two news sources, TikTok and Spotify’s Today’s Top Hits.
“Sheesh, I think this Elton guy is gonna be big someday!” said one middle school boy. “He looks pretty old though to just be starting music.”
“Really cool that Dua Lipa gave him a shot and let him be in her song!” said another naïve little child. “I’m totally gonna make up a dance to his songs, no cap!”
Said child then went on to ‘hit’ what we believe to be ‘the woah’ and do some other super awkward, clearly made up dance moves that, as we’re told, hold social value in their world of TikTok.
Unsurprisingly, every little rug rat interviewed hadn’t heard of ‘Tiny Dancer,’ ‘Rocket Man,’ ‘Your Song,’ or even ‘Bennie and the Jets.’ But they all agreed that they’d “totally give to his Kickstarter campaign when he’s ready to release his own music!”
How sweet.