Spotify Glitch Accidentally Pays Artists What Their Music Is Worth
It was an emotional roller coaster last week, as a glitch in Spotify’s payment software accidentally paid artists 2.5x their $0.003 per...
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Jason Braun
- Jan 7, 2023
- 1 min
Artists Who Moved Back Home During Covid, Still There
WORLD – It’s been almost two full years now since the majority of artists moved back in with their parents to ride out Covid, and upon...
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Jason Braun
- Jan 1, 2023
- 1 min
Breaking News: KLOVE Radio Almost Adds New Song
SACRAMENTO, CA – Excitement rippled throughout the Christian music scene last week after KLOVE Radio, Christian music’s beloved radio...
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Jason Braun
- Dec 23, 2022
- 2 min
Michael Buble Stumbles Into Narnia, Learns Christmas Music Is Banned
NARNIA — Michael Buble accidentally wandered into Narnia this past week, after hiding in his manor-home wardrobe during an intense game...
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Jason Braun
- Dec 21, 2022
- 1 min
Mary Is Getting Sick And Tired Of People Asking Her If ‘She Knows’
NAZARETH, JUDEA — If you happen to be going through Judea in the next few weeks, you’d do well to avoid bumping into Mary (Jesus’...
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Jason Braun
- Dec 16, 2022
- 2 min
Naughty Musician Receives Little Bag Of Coal With Sweetwater Purchase
FORT WAYNE, IN — You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, and here’s why: Sweetwater is reportedly clamping down...
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Jason Braun
- Nov 4, 2022
- 1 min
Artist Accused Of Fudging Spotify ‘Artist Wrapped’ Numbers
Nashville, TN — An independent Nashville artist has taken some heat from the artist community this week for allegedly fudging his...
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Jason Braun
- Oct 15, 2022
- 1 min
Trick or Treat: Music Row Handing Out Spotify Streams Because It’s Cheaper Than Candy
NASHVILLE, TN – Music Row has been in a slight bind this past year, and they recently announced a major cut back on their Halloween...
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The Anthem Collective
- Jan 27, 2022
- 2 min
Songwriting Research Confirms This Might Be The BEST Tip For Beating Stubborn Writer’s Block
Are you finding your inspiration jar half empty these days? Burnt out trying to write a new song each day to improve your skills, but...
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Jason Braun
- Jan 5, 2022
- 2 min
Sweetwater To Begin Shipping ‘Cannabis Candy’ With Every Purchase
FORT WAYNE, IN — If you’re in the market for new music equipment, you’re going to want to listen up, because if you buy through...
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Jason Braun
- Dec 10, 2021
- 1 min
Tips For Faking Gratitude To Your Fans For Their Astonishingly Low Support
Nashville, TN — Tis the season of gratitude, and what better way to show your gratitude to your fans for their astonishingly low support...
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Jason Braun
- Dec 1, 2021
- 1 min
Customer Service Of The Year Award A Toss-Up Between Distrokid And Facebook
WORLD — The new year means it’s time for our ‘Customer Service Of The Year’ Award’, a prestigious award we give to companies that go...
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Jason Braun
- Nov 22, 2021
- 1 min
Cannabis Company Buys Sweetwater, A Win For Artists and Musicians Everywhere
FORT WAYNE, IN — Canadian cannabis giant Aphria is expanding into the US with its $300 million acquisition of Sweetwater, a bold and...
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Jason Braun
- Nov 21, 2021
- 2 min
Lauren Daigle Cast In Upcoming Willy Wonka Sequel
Nashville, TN — There’s never a dull moment in Lauren Daigle’s career. Not only has she conquered Christian Music and taken over the...
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Jason Braun
- Nov 10, 2021
- 1 min
Mathematicians Frustrated Ed Sheeran Isn’t Being More Clear With His Equation
WORLD – Ed Sheeran’s latest album Equals is only a few weeks old, and mathematicians across the world are more confused than ever. ...
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Jason Braun
- Nov 2, 2021
- 1 min
Music City Forced To Change Name To Just City
NASHVILLE, TN – Nashville is in a bit of an identity crisis, as it was recently forced to change its world-renowned nickname ‘Music City’...
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Joseph Atansio
- Oct 21, 2021
- 1 min
Breaking News: Walmart Adds Dove Awards To Its Great Value Lineup
WALMART BOARD MEETING – “Alright team, we need to come up with some new items to add to our Great Value list. We currently have Magic...
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Joseph Atansio
- Oct 20, 2021
- 2 min
Halloween Horror: Artist Gets Tricked Into Signing Record Deal With Small Label
NASHVILLE, TN – There once was a young artist who journeyed to the ‘Music City’ to pursue her dream of becoming a music sensation. She...
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Jason Braun
- Oct 18, 2021
- 1 min
Label Relieved Justin Bieber Took Advice And Didn’t Name Latest Single Pink Eye
LOS ANGELES, CA – Sighs of relief could be heard all throughout Def Jam Recordings (Bieber’s record label), after Justin’s latest single...
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Jason Braun
- Oct 6, 2021
- 1 min
Young Music Fans Discover Brand New Artist Elton John After Dua Lipa Collab
WORLD -- Impressionable Gen Z’ers everywhere became instant fans of the “newly discovered” artist, Elton John, after hearing his Cold...
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